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"Meta's formation of a dedicated superintelligence lab is a clear signal: It doesn't intend to be left behind in this AI revolution.” Please to enjoy this unhinged rant about that. (If you delete it it won't affect my subscription status.)

Last week I had a taste of Meta's AI revolutionary capabilities on Instagram, and they suck beyond the telling of it. Verizon just went from a decent customer service experience by phone to an infuriating, Comcast-tier, rage-inducing clusterfuck. To borrow Cory Doctorow's coined term, AI has been nothing but a fast track to the enshittification of everything. I don't believe in the exponential self-amplification of software "intelligence" for one second. Not after seeing the absolute fuckery AI has already made of once-normal companies. Seriously: These people—Altman, Zuckerberg, et al—do nothing but ruin everything they touch. Altman’s a con artist who flits around tossing meaningless word salads about his big plans until people “loan” him billions of dollars. Besides making some tedious number-crunching easier in a few laboratories, exactly what in the actual hell is AI doing to rate all that cash? Actually. Doing. So far all I’ve seen is that it’s made calling customer service go from mildly annoying to requiring three days of psyching myself up to endure it.

Meta “has the resources to build the massive infrastructure” it needs? That massive infrastructure will suck electricity like the entire southern tier of the US does in July. Wasn’t it just yesterday that people were screaming about the moral imperative of separating paper from plastic waste to save the polar bears? I don’t hear a peep about the massive electricity requirements of AI’s “compute,” or whatever it’s called. Are all these power (and water)-sucking data centers going to rely on the big pinwheels stuck all over the hills, or on the formerly productive cropland crammed with picturesque solar panels? Why does software suddenly require so much power to operate it, anyway? How did it become an innovation to make GPUs that take more power instead of less?

"Meta believes strongly in building personal superintelligence"? What does that even mean? "*Personal* superintelligence"? Hey, Zuck: Are you gonna make me as super duper smart as Instagram’s AI search function? Because I could shoot myself in the head with a 30.06 and get that same IQ upgrade, with the added bonus of putting myself out of reach of your bullshit. Or does that mean that the same people who couldn’t be bothered to access the supercomputers in their pockets five years ago will someday be able to not use the superintelligent supercomputers in their pockets? Or maybe it means the equivalent of livestock ear tags (“wearables”) that can superintelligently report on whether the cattle are complying with the day’s diktats.

AI isn’t intelligent and therefore it cannot be superintelligent. It’s a *simulation* of intelligence, and a bad one. As for the rest of that Meta post, the response of any rational human being reading that garbage should be revulsion, indignation, and contempt. The absolute, unmitigated effrontery required for Mark Fucking Zuckerberg to claim that his AI will help me “be a better friend” or “grow to become the person I aspire to be” is obscene. “The intersection of how people live is Meta’s focus”? Meta: Get your focus the fuck out of my face.

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